September Issue

[Isla Skeeter]

Witch Weekly
SEPTEMBER 2022

Enemies

The newest feud to break out in Hogwarts is between famous red headed Lily Potter and none other than stone cold Slytherin, Chasity Atherton. This is more than just a house rivalry. Its all out war. Lily isn't too fond of her big brother James hanging around Chasity. Lots of nasty words and maybe even spells flying through the dungeouns. Getting in trouble must run in the Potter family!

Relationships

Love is in the air in the castle courtyard. The budding friendship of James Potter and Penny Matthews finally blossomed into romance. They are sickeningly sweet to each other in the corridors. Though not as sweet as the newly formed couple of Noah Dale and Lucy Weasley. It happened suddenly for them, but they couldn't be happier. Outside of the wizarding school the epic love of Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin has finally been rekindled. Teddy arrived home from his long hiatus, finally reunited with his one true love.

Horoscope

Virgo When confusion rules, stay out of its way, because it can suck anyone in. You are vulnerable now and confusion feeds on vulnerability. Don't let uncertainty suck you in to its cycle, because you will end up spinning around and becoming even more confused.
Libra Libra, this is a day for making money, so why don't I hear that money machine going ca-ching? Money rules your planets today, and all you have to do is apply yourself. If you are not making it work you are making it fail. It's up to you, the stars are just letting you know.
Scorpio Scorpio, you only like structure when it's your structure. This is because you always feel a lack of control, so you believe that if you dominate the space around you, you are in control. This is not control, it's domination, so stop over-gripping everything.
Sagittarius Sagittarius, today if you are willing to learn, the world will show you everything you need to know. Learning is the means to understanding and you can be easily manipulated when you don't understand. Learning is what teaches us how to not to let others manipulate us.
Capricorn Forget the money on this day and just have fun. Fun is what revitalizes you. Without it, you become dull and lifeless - so kick out the jams and get your grove on. Revitalizing yourself to retain you health and is as important to succeeding as hard work is.
Aquarius Aquarius, freedom is in your stars today, and money is the quickest way to liberate yourself, but don't get trapped by it. Money is a powerful tool that can open doors, but it always has its price and that price is usually the freedom you were looking for in the first place.
PiscesPisces, sometimes you get so caught up with your life that you can't see all the amazing things going on around you. Take a deep breath, look around, and you may find that everything you need to fix your life is all around you, you just couldn't see the forest through the trees.
Aries To succeed you must first try. It doesn't matter if you fail in the beginning, if you keep on striving for your goals you will eventually achieve them. What will help you now is to patiently persist in moving forward in your life, trusting that you will eventually prevail.
Taurus Taurus, if someone wants to teach you a new skill today, don't be bashful, but rather take that opportunity to improve yourself. If you don't, you will start to feel like you have missed something important. Remember that learning new skills can lead you to even more opportunities.
Gemini Gemini, you have endured years of studying without reward as you've strived to make a future for yourself. Very often, when we look back at our lives, the difficult times are the ones that give us the most insight. Remember that life is a learning experience.
Cancer A great deal of the life you have has been through your own hard work. If you have been conscientious, you can now make your dreams come true. You can't control your destiny, but you can surely make the road you travel more enjoyable.
Leo Leo, traveling is a great way to leave your problems behind. The motion breaks your grip on the past, and forces you to live in the present. Existing in the moment is the best way to rid yourself of old baggage. So, get moving and see where the road ahead leads you.

Beauty Tip of the Month

After a bath or shower is the best time to moisturize. The moisture will lock into your skin and keep it soft and smooth longer. Of course a Slick-skin Potion will always work too.

Smile of the Month

Viktor Krum - Bulgarian
National Quidditch team

Music

The Weird Sisters are planning a tour over Europe to celebrate the release of their newest hit song "Amortentia" and also in memory of their drummer Orsino Thruston. Sadly due to old age he lost his eyesight and walked right into the lair of a mountain troll. The newest drummer, Miles Elphick, will be joining the Weird Sisters. Tickets go on sale soon, so be sure to get yours right away!